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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" height=170 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <B> <TABLE BORDER="2" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="83" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 14 WIDTH="71"><IMG BORDER="0" 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WIDTH="1159" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#BF0000" BORDERCOLORDARK="#BF0000" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" BGCOLOR=#000000 > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 4122 ><NOBR><div> KORN </div> <div> <IMG SRC="0a383220.jpg" border=0 width="387" height="290" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> MARILYN MANSON</div> <div> <IMG SRC="0a2f3440.jpg" border=0 width="243" height="324" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div>                                            <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#660000" FACE="Copperplate Gothic Bold" >MARILYN MANSON</FONT></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="06b9c350.jpg" border=0 width="412" height="309" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> NIN</div> <div> NINE INCH NAILS</div> <div> <IMG SRC="0a5178e0.jpg" border=0 width="279" height="398" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <IMG SRC="09ab1b60.jpg" border=0 width="433" height="182" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> MEEGS from Coal Chamber</div> <div> <IMG SRC="0a9c2680.jpg" border=0 width="194" height="360" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <IMG SRC="0aa68fe0.jpg" border=0 width="360" height="254" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> ORGY</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0acd1640.jpg" border=0 width="465" height="356" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Jay fromOrgy</div> <div> <IMG SRC="0b022270.jpg" border=0 width="290" height="295" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#000000 WIDTH="597"><div> VIDEO DRONE</div> <div> <IMG SRC="088bdfb0.gif" border=0 width="189" height="251" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <IMG SRC="0892b3f0.jpg" border=0 width="299" height="319" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <IMG SRC="0a438a50.jpg" border=0 width="312" height="421" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div>   TAPROOT</div> <div> <IMG SRC="08b87050.jpg" border=0 width="391" height="261" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <IMG SRC="0a09a110.jpg" border=0 width="410" height="273" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> SOULFLY</div> <div> <IMG SRC="08ebb3e0.jpg" border=0 width="443" height="318" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</div> <div> <IMG SRC="0b12ce10.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="225" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> Do you love the rich taste of ass, but can't seem to find enough available booty to quench your desire? </div> <div> Well, now the delicious flavor of ass is in a candy bar. Asse (with an 'e' to add a touch of class) is the perfect after dinner/pre-foreplay treat. You'll love munching a handful of asse after every meal. So what are you waiting for... go grab some asse now!</div> <bR> <div> <B>Satanic Medicine</B> <IMG SRC="0c62ce10.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="225" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> Sometimes even the Prince of Darkness feels a little under the weather. That's why he takes 666 Cold medicine. </div> <div> 666 provides all of the power of the leading brands, plus an extra dose of pure evil to make sure you're back on your feet within a day. </div> <div> Do not take with alcohol.</div> <div> <IMG SRC="0f613410.jpg" border=0 width="275" height="65" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0f778620.jpg" border=0 width="120" height="98" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <I><B>"Unfriendly Products for an Unfriendly World"</B></I> </div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="1" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="583" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="VOID" RULES="NONE" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=8 HEIGHT= 19 WIDTH="565"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="19" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="565" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=8 HEIGHT= 38 WIDTH="565"><bR> <bR> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=8 HEIGHT= 77 WIDTH="565"><div> <B>In an attempt to once again remain the "Cutting Edge" weapons designer of the world, Birdman Weapons Systems now introduces the latest in shotgun technology. Our contract with Pepsi has now expired and we are legally able to sell out Mountain Dew ":Do The Dew" Street Sweeper type Shotgun to the general public!</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP COLSPAN=5 HEIGHT= 420 WIDTH="368"><div> <IMG SRC="0f5543e0.jpg" border=0 width="340" height="318" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>This "Six Pack" model of the "Dew the Dew </B><B>Mountain Dew 12 oz. can Shotgun Style delivery system allows the user to "rapid fire" 12. oz unopened Mountain cans at incredible velocities! This unit was used in the making of the many Mountain Dew commercials you see each day!</B><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#FFFFFF" FACE="Arial" ><B> </B></FONT></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP COLSPAN=3 WIDTH="196"><bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=8 HEIGHT= 249 WIDTH="565"><div> <B>Do the Dew! Product Information:</B></div> <div> <B>This "Street Sweeper" style shotgun IS considered a "Deadly Weapon" by the ATF and therefore falls under the required registration process as just any other "Street Sweeper" style shotgun would be.</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Due to the extremely high velocity to which each can be fired there is the ever present danger of death or dismemberment due to faulty handling. Although an owner's manual and operating instructions are included ...it is highly recommended to practice fire this weapon OUTDOORS before launching these deadly Mountain Dew cans at your friends at your next party or get together.</B></div> <div> <B>As with ALL Birdman Weapons Systems products, we assume NO responsibility for any death or injury sustained via use of our weaponry.</B></div> <div> <B>Email BWS for more details and ordering information!</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=8 HEIGHT= 38 WIDTH="565"><bR> <bR> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 15 WIDTH="97"><div> <B>Weight:</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=6 WIDTH="388"><div> <B>14.5 Lbs.</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER ROWSPAN=10 WIDTH="78"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="15" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="78" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 15 WIDTH="97"><div> <B>Size:</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=6 WIDTH="388"><div> <B>33.4" long (47" with stock)</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 15 WIDTH="97"><div> <B>Calibers:</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=6 WIDTH="388"><div> <B>Will work with any 12 oz. Pepsi product.</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 30 WIDTH="97"><div> <B>Magazine Capacity:</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=6 WIDTH="388"><div> <B>6 pack and 12 pack models only</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 15 WIDTH="97"><div> <B>Colors:</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=6 WIDTH="388"><div> <B>Unfinished Prototypes</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 15 WIDTH="97"><div> <B>Availability:</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=6 WIDTH="388"><div> <B>Three Week Turnaround</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 30 ><NOBR><div> <B>Accessories:</B></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=6 WIDTH="388"><div> <B>BWS Dedicated Laser Site / Hard Case / Manual / Video / Cleaning Kit</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 15 WIDTH="97"><div> <B>Operation:</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=6 WIDTH="388"><div> <B>Rotating Shotgun Chamber</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 15 WIDTH="97"><div> <B>Accuracy:</B></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=6 WIDTH="388"><div> <B>Deadly!</B></div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER HEIGHT= 19 WIDTH="97"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="19" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="97" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=6 WIDTH="388"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="19" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="388" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER ROWSPAN=2 COLSPAN=2 HEIGHT= 1 WIDTH="103"><div> <U>Email</U></div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP ROWSPAN=2 WIDTH="10"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="10" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER ROWSPAN=2 COLSPAN=5 WIDTH="450"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="450" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> <tR> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=CENTER COLSPAN=8 HEIGHT= 60 WIDTH="565"><div> <B>© 2001 EPROM, Inc. 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